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October 2006 | As
I write this, I'm eating cookies and drinking milk. Both of these,
bought in very funny circumstances. Yesterday, I arrived half an
hour early for my class, which is at 5pm. A little hungry and worried
that I might not have the energy to face around twenty little
people of 7 and 8 year olds, I decided to brave the non-English speaking
world and get something to eat from the corner bakery. I looked around
and chose something familiar, ergo harmless: cookies. There
was a price tag that says 6RMB but I wanted to know how many pieces
for 6RMB. Naturally, nobody could understand me, so I figured, fine
just give me an order so I can start eating and get to my class.
I gestured with my index finger, which I'm quite sure is the universal symbol
for "one". The lady started putting cookies in a plastic
bag, and putting, and putting, and putting. While my eyes grew larger
and larger and larger. She weighed the bag and put some more. She
gave me, I am guessing, a kilo of the blasted cookies.
After
class, I remembered that I was almost out of milk. I went to a
little grocery just below my apartment building. I'd been wanting
to check it out but I was never brave enough. So finally, I went
in. I know enough of Chinese to understand that the young woman
was
asking me what I was looking for, so I said "milk" knowing
she wouldn't understand but hoping she would. She didn't. So I pointed
at the display of bottled milk and I gestured with a rectangle to
tell her I wanted the small packet sized ones. I swear I saw a lightbulb
somewhere above her head. She led me to a shelf with so many different
kinds of milk and she was telling me about each one. Of course I
couldn't understand a thing. Some were pretty obvious, like the brown
one would be chocolate, and then there was a pink one with drawings
of strawberries. I wanted to tell her that I want a regular pure
cow's milk please. But what's the use, right? After much gesturing
from both parties, I chose the most ordinary looking pack.
So
now I'm drinking it, and it's not pure cow's milk, thank you very
much. I can't tell yet exactly what it is. Some fruit. Really,
I'm
trying to decide if it's mango or orange. I know that sounds
really
stupid but I realize now how my tastebuds can be very gullible.
If it's written, or even mildly suggested through a drawing or
the color, that it's orange, my tastebuds won't even think. They
would
just take in everything. They'd go, yeah it tastes like orange.
Even if it probably doesn't. But now, they have to think. And
that may
be asking for too much.
So now I have too much cookies and a pack of still unidentified flavored
milk. |